My cousin has a child; My used-to-be friend has a child; My niece has a child.
NO BLOOD TODAY by Rickey Rivers, Jr.

Johanna flossed thoroughly. Then she rinsed and smiled wide for the bathroom mirror. Next she brushed, spit, and rinsed. Now she smiled again, big and bright. Her teeth shined and so did her gums. Only her gums and tongue were shades of red. She was happy with that. She had better news for the dentist. […]