The most brilliant of his many close escapes just might be the time in 1967 when he accidentally pioneered a new tool in the Army’s fight against public scrutiny.
TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS OPTIONAL by Robert Balentine, Jr.

“I realized a long time ago that I am under no obligation to forgive anyone. So I don’t.”
DIARY OF A WIMPY KITE by Jane Brown

Today was bad. Snotty Kid let go of the string and arghhhhh I went so high!
TWO OLD LADIES WALK INTO A BAR by H. E. Vogl

The bartender, sleeves rolled to his elbows, stood wiping the fingerprints from a bottle of Four Roses when the two old ladies walked into the bar.
THE FALLEN by Mike Murphy

“May I have your leaves please?”
THE SPEAKING QUEEN by Zary Fekete

I can’t do this anymore. The line inches forward. I hold the book in my hand.