BROKEN by Sue Ann Connaughton

Shortly after Chomsky started kindergarten, he launched his cough drop-collecting hobby.

He found his first shiny tin, with an image of a cherry on the lid, in a kitchen trashcan. He went wild.

“Sweet serendipity! Eighteen cherry candies arranged in a clever container!”

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BANANAS by Rob Bermingham

A banana peel slapped George across the face. He charged the kid. The kid didn’t flinch. Instead, it was big old George who flinched first, which was followed by a tweak, a twitch, and ended in a seizure as the electrified bars of the zoo cage lit up. The kid laughed and trotted away after his mother.

George picked himself up and brushed the dust off his orange jumpsuit. He spit on the ground and then stomped it out, imagining it as the kid’s head.

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GETTING A LIFE by Andrew Atkinson

I’ve seen it all in my time. My job takes me all over the country, mostly to unplug the dead bodies of the gamers who were too immersed in their games to realise they were starving to death, but occasionally the call would come just in time for me to save their lives.

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